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About Dan Meehan
-Stands a whopping 6'7", weighing in at 547 pounds most weekdays
-Holds whirled records for
- Bareback Moose Riding
- Golden Girls Marathon Watching
- Most Cocaine in a Breakfast Cereal
-Runs a blog that no one reads
-Once beat up an entire schoolyard full of children. Last week.
Dan Meehan's Interests
-4.5% on my ING
-negative 2% from Well Fargo
-I like to drum, and read obsessively, and make narcissitic PBWikis. Also I paint occasionally.
-Making post it notes with no central theme to confuse my mom.
-Collecting Moleskine notebooks. I have seven: two ruled thick, three ruled thin, a blank thick, and a daily planner which is super thick.
Various Things That Will Make Me Kill You
-Liking Creed, U2, Alterbridge, Underoath, Fall out Boy, Metallica (at least liking it more than something like Primus), Nickelback, and a couple other bands.
-Not using Gmail. Get over your cutesy domain name. Google will soon rule the world, and as far as I'm concerned you're just getting in the way.
-Facebook groups for lost cell phone numbers. Events are fine, groups are overboard.
-Bad movie/TV quotes. If it's not in proper context, in proper tone, or not really funny I will un-adopt you as a person.
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